I kissed a girl and I liked it: So what’s next?
Hey, ladies who love to love other ladies, I’m talking to you. This month we have specials catered to a woman’s every need and it’s much more than just cherry Chapstick. Whether you want to play with your lady-friend or by yourself, we’ve got you covered.
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times; “rather have lube and not need it, than need lube and not have it.” Pjur® Woman- 4ml Tubes goes a long way and will take you there every time. Take a page from the Girl Scout handbook and “always be prepared.” Getting your cookies just got a whole new meaning.
A multi-tool and a sale, it’s your oh so lucky day, ladies. We all know women are better at multi-tasking, this nifty toy is the best of both worlds. A little bit of kink and the real deal, all rolled into one. It’s the mullet of sex toys; a party in the back and business in the front. If you’re up for a little bit of slap and tickle get this leather whip dildo combo on sale now.
Exercising just got way more fun. Not only do the Kegal Love Balls feel good, they strengthen your vaginal and pelvic floor muscles too. Your girlfriend will definitely notice if you’ve been going to the gym with these bad boys.
Alternatively, you and your favourite fitness Goddess can exercise and play the night away together. It counts as exercise if you break a sweat and lift weights, they never said which part of you needed to do the lifting. Get your Basic Love Balls so if someone asks you “do you even lift?” you can smirk and know that they have no idea how you can lift.
Diamonds are a girl’s breast-friend. We all love a little bedazzle, so if you are up for some unconventional jewellery, clamp on and enjoy. Who knew boobs could get even more amusing! Surprise your lovely lady with some bling, you could even share, or buy a matching pair. Because, let’s face it, if you are going to clamp something to your nipples it best be pretty.
Celebrate your love for each other with Lolitas’ specials. Have fun ladies!